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The Mysteries of the Near Death Experience
Every year, millions of people around the world have brushes with death due to illness, accidents, or other traumatic events. While many...
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Sep 25, 20242 min read
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Ernest Hemingway: The Boozy Genius With a Flair for the Dramatic
Ernest Hemingway was many things - a brilliant novelist, a rugged outdoorsman, and an insatiable drinker with enough swagger to make the...
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Sep 25, 20242 min read
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The Profound Power of Becoming a Creator, Not Just a Consumer
In today's digital world, we are inundated with a never-ending tidal wave of content to consume. Videos, podcasts, articles, social media...
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Sep 25, 20242 min read
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Why Cats Are Infinitely Superior to Dogs: A Furry Manifesto
Let's start by addressing the elephant in the room - dogs are objectively terrible companions. They're needy, obnoxious, and dumb as a...
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Sep 25, 20242 min read
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Ben Franklin: The Founding Father of Wacky Brilliance
Benjamin Franklin was many things - a printer, writer, scientist, inventor, statesman, and of course, our nation's most eccentric and...
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Sep 25, 20242 min read
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Elvis the Pelvis: The Unauthorized, Uncensored, and Utterly Ridiculous Life Story
Elvis Aron Presley was born in 1935 in a tiny shack in the even tinier town of Tupelo, Mississippi. The world should have taken this as...
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Sep 25, 20242 min read
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Positivity: The Insidious Lie We Tell Ourselves
Listen up, little bunnies: we need to talk about this whole "positivity" racket. It's a sham, a con, a goddamn lie we've been force-fed...
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Sep 25, 20243 min read
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The Goddamn Potato Chip: A Crispy Tale of Accidental Genius
Let's be honest, folks, the potato chip is a fucking miracle of human ingenuity and gluttony. This delightfully crispy, salty snack has...
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Sep 25, 20242 min read
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The Paradox of Kanye West: Genius or Just a Hot Mess?
Kanye West, a name that elicits a wide range of reactions, from adoration to absolute horror. He’s a musical genius who has shaped the...
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Sep 19, 20243 min read
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The Silver Lining of Body Dysmorphia: A Paradoxical Exploration
In a world where self-image is more curated than a high-end Instagram feed, body dysmorphia has emerged as an insidious companion for...
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Sep 19, 20243 min read
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The Enigmatic Odyssey of Nikola Tesla: A Dance with Destiny
Ah, Nikola Tesla! If the universe were a vast carnival of eccentricities, Tesla would be the unicycle-riding juggler, balancing electric...
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Sep 17, 20243 min read
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The Luxury Cruise Liner: A Gilded Cage of Excess and Dissatisfaction
At the forefront of the cruise industry's ever-escalating arms race stands the Regalia, the newest and most opulent cruise ship to grace...
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Sep 17, 20242 min read
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The Wild, Wonderful World of Gaming Consoles
In the ever-evolving landscape of entertainment technology, few inventions have captured the hearts, minds, and increasingly sore thumbs...
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Sep 17, 20243 min read
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The Wheels of Progress: Creation of the Automobile
In the annals of human ingenuity, few inventions have had as profound an impact on society as the humble automobile. What started as the...
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Sep 17, 20243 min read
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Elon Musk
The visionary entrepreneur Elon Musk has undoubtedly achieved incredible feats with his companies SpaceX, Tesla, and Neuralink. Yet even...
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Sep 17, 20242 min read
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Abe Lincoln's Legendary Bout in 1831
The smoky air hung thick inside the Offutt's Rough and Ready settlement saloon that hot August night in 1831. 22-year-old Abe Lincoln...
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Sep 17, 20242 min read
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On the Curious Matter of Shoelaces
At first glance, shoelaces seem like the most mundane of things, utterly unworthy of a moment's contemplation. And I can't deny that they...
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Sep 17, 20242 min read
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In Praise of Canned Laughter
Gather 'round, you tribe of cosmic goofs, for I have a tale to spin that will shake your rib cages with uncanned mirth. We shall embark...
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Sep 17, 20242 min read
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The Toenail Clipping Caper
In the sun-drenched utopia of Aloha, Oregon, strange occurrences tend to blossom like Technicolor hallucinations amidst the homogenized...
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Sep 11, 20242 min read
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Bread and Circuses: An Irreverent Exploration of America's Gridiron Obsession
Let's be honest here, the mere notion of grown men in padded armor hurling their bodies at each other with reckless abandon is, at its...
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Sep 11, 20243 min read
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