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Conspiracy Theories: A Delightfully Absurd Rabbit Hole
If there's one thing humans are remarkably gifted at, it's finding ingenious ways to complicate the bejesus out of even the most...
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Sep 11, 20243 min read


The Global Travel Bug
Admittedly, the notion of "traveling the world" is a rather broad — nay, let's be honest: a massively vague and essentially meaningless...
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Sep 10, 20242 min read


The State of Modern Farming: An Exercise in Insanity and Sleep Deprivation
As anyone even remotely adjacent to the agriculture industry can attest, the current state of farming is, to put it delicately, an...
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Aug 30, 20243 min read


Quantum Leapfrogs: A Delightfully Dizzying Look at the Freakshow of Subatomic Computing
Well, buckle up folks, because we're about to take a wild trip down the rabbit hole of quantum computing. If words like "qubits,"...
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Aug 30, 20244 min read


Ol' Hilter the Shitler: A Fabulously Farcical Account of One Asshole's Rise and Fall
So there was once this little twerp named Addy who didn't have a single artistic bone in his entire inbred body. Dude fancied himself a...
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Aug 30, 20243 min read


The Insatiable Appetite: Consumerism's Endless Hunger
Ah, consumerism - that delicious, zesty stew of capitalism and covetousness, simmered to a frenetic boil in the cauldron of human desire....
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Aug 30, 20243 min read


The Birth of the Apocalypse: How Man Unleashed the Power of the Sun
It was a warm July morning in 1945 when the world was forever changed. In the barren deserts of New Mexico, a group of scientists were...
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Aug 30, 20243 min read


The Incredible Bulk: The Ridiculous Rise of Arnold Schwarzenegger
From the frozen tundra of rural Austria to the bright lights of Hollywood, the story of Arnold Schwarzenegger is a tale so bizarre and...
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Aug 30, 20242 min read


Overpopulation
It was an undeniable mathematical truth that there were too many people. The inescapable reality was that the planet had become obscenely...
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Aug 28, 20242 min read


Amazon
Look: it would be disingenuous not to acknowledge the shuddering convenience of Amazon's services. The very concept of having like tins...
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Aug 28, 20243 min read


The 80's
If you were fortunate enough to be conscious during the 1980s, you'll undoubtedly look back on that decade with a heady mix of nostalgia...
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Aug 28, 20243 min read


The Farcical Folly of Governmental Graft
Leave it to the species that invented government to almost immediately corrupt the entire endeavor into a circus of bureaucratic...
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Aug 28, 20242 min read


Billie Eilish
Let's be real - if you were a moody teenager in the late 2010s, Billie Eilish was either your spirit animal or the target of your...
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Aug 28, 20242 min read


The Untamed Truth About America's Foremost Forefather
Let's start with the obvious - George Washington was one big motherhucker. At six-foot-twenty, with a chiseled jaw that could have cut...
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Aug 28, 20242 min read


The Goddamn TikTok Age
This world has gone ape-shit crazy over these newfangled social medias. TikTok is the latest sonuvabitch to take over. Everywhere you...
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Aug 28, 20242 min read


The Lurking Dread: How the Apocalypse Could Sneak Up On Us
We like to think we'd see it coming, that the end of the world would announce itself with unmistakable signs - the heavens ripping apart,...
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Aug 28, 20243 min read


The Unlikely Tale of America's Actual Natives
If you were to pinpoint the single greatest misnomer in all of history, you could make a strong case for the term "Native Americans."...
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Aug 28, 20242 min read


The Accidental Revolutionary: How the Internet Came to Be
Leave it to the human species to stumble into one of the most profound and transformative inventions in history entirely by accident....
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Aug 28, 20242 min read


The Introductory Paragraph to the Podcast
Buckle up, folks, because you're about to embark on a wild ride through the vast, uncharted territory of...well, everything! This podcast...
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Aug 28, 20241 min read


A Paradoxical Argument for War
[Opening digression on the etymology and cultural connotations of the word "war" and how its meaning has evolved over centuries, complete...
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Aug 28, 20243 min read
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