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Alright, let’s dive the fuck in and really break this shit down. The obsession with hustle culture is not only fucking exhausting, but...

Imagine, if you dare, that human nature is a cosmic joke told by a drunken god with a penchant for paradox and a fetish for free will....

Mastery of last-minute panic You'll become a fucking expert at pulling miracles out of your ass when the deadline's breathing down your...

Alright, listen up you avocado-obsessed lunatics, because I'm about to unleash a fucking tirade on a topic that's been driving me up the...

Alright, you magnificent bastards, let's dive headfirst into the cosmic clusterfuck that is the afterlife! It's the ultimate mindfuck,...

1: Rewinding VHS tapes before returning them to Blockbuster to avoid a $2 fee (and the shame). The anxiety of hearing that whirring sound...

I can't fucking believe we're still dealing with this homelessness crisis in the 21st goddamn century! It's absolutely ridiculous that in...

So, what the ever-loving fuck is cryptocurrency? It's like regular money, but on steroids and acid, all at once. Born from the ashes of...

They spend 18 hours a day "sleeping," but we all know they're actually strategizing. Those little twitches? Simulated battle scenarios....

For the love of all that is holy, can we talk about the absolute menaces to society who can't be bothered to return their shopping carts?...

California, the land of dreams, tech giants, and apparently, impromptu barbecues on a state-wide scale, has been grappling with an...

1/10. Fear of looking uncultured at dinner parties. They'll nod sagely at terms like "tannins" and "bouquet," while secretly wishing for...

Raising kids these days? It's a goddamn nightmare! A never-ending rollercoaster of chaos, exhaustion, and frustration that makes you...

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Hey there, history buffs and casual listeners are listening to this because the title sounded vaguely interesting! Buckle up, because...

The Mona Lisa - Tiny fucking painting behind bulletproof glass and a sea of goddamn selfie sticks. Fucking thrilling. You'll spend more...

Holy sh t, what the hell has happened to dating? We've gone from meeting people organically to treating human connection like we're...